Wednesday, November 17, 2004

A 4 letter word for Snatch....

So im chatting with my cousin through MSN...
she is a cool girl, younger, cute, but a little messed up with her priorites, but its her life
and I wont and dont interfere...she is great, despite our differences in certain things..
so we are chatting, talking about girls, guys, potential boyfriends, potential girlfriends, and ex's
when, all of a sudden, after I come back from lunch, and we are not really chatting as much
she askes me what a 4 letter word for snatch is...
well...
my first thought, of course, being me, was GRAB
then I thought TAKE...
then my other self said the C word
I wont mention it here, because women tend to hate that word, and since I love women so much, I wont make women hate me.

She automatically assumed I would say something dirty...because..well...most women think that I would (I must have a rep or something)

comming from a group of friends that make you second guess everything you are going to say does wonder for the intellect. Take Scott for example, he loves taking my words and making something bad, or sexual with it, and I laugh, because he sees things in such a different way...
then there are times that Im just plain dumb, and get caught saying things that...well...would normally not come out of my mouth...
for example....Deeznuts
who on earth names thier character Deeznuts...
well, Scott does, then he laughs when I say. "aawwss....Deeznuts is great, dont get rid of him"
or something along those lines....

So...now Im level 16 in WoW
I think Im actually gonna buy the game and sign up for a while, just because I like it so much
its about 10290odfjskldur83290587r90gsioghj4358403r09 times better then everquest ever was...
and its really fun too!

I suggest you all get it!

that is all

go back to your day now....


2 Comments:

At November 18, 2004 at 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"my first thought, of course, being me, was GRAB"

Joe, Joe Joe ... think you not that I am clever enough to see through your trixies?

You lie, oh you lie.

That was NOT your first thought - unless we're all living in a land of make-believe where everything is backwards and you actually live in Mexico.

 
At November 18, 2004 at 7:36 AM, Blogger Joe said...

But Mexico isnt backwards...they are just confused....

its England and thier wierd driving that is backwards...
plus, bad teeth in that country is rampant, its like they are de-evolving into something American or something....

(How many more nationalities do you think I can make fun of before I end this comment)

Canada sucks!

 

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